sextnoise:

I need to frickin move away im tired of this city and everyone in it i just wanna be some place that doesnt give me frickin anxiety every day

(via gnarly)

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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

(via hi)

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via theprinceofdick)

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(Source: oldspice)

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(Source: splders, via phobias)

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